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soulvomit 

a sticky, usually white or yellowish white, substance forcefully ejected from the male of a mammalian species during a state of arousal in combination with stimulation of the genital region. It transports the DNA information of the host, in an attempt to mix with the DNA information of a hostess, ultimately creating a new soul.
Many things can go wrong along the way however, often resulting in empty kleenex boxes, sticky faces, wet spots on the sheets, or even anal creampie.
"Dude... I fucked up man... I left the soulvomit in that receptacle"

"Is that soulvomit in your hair Mary?"

"New from (insert porn producer here): Girls Who Suck Cock and Eat Soulvomit... part XXIV"
soulvomit by SoulVomit March 15, 2009
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Julien Solomita 

25 year old Youtube-Vlogger who is an all around incredible man with a passion for film, animals, orange juice with pulp, and his otter, Jenna. Solomita makes up 1/2 of a company called "Waffsicle". He partnered with friend Collin Duddy to produce an outstanding series called "Last Minute Trips" where the outgoing duo throw darts at a map, let followers vote where they should venture, and immediately begin their trip to said destination. He and his girlfriend have three dogs, two italian greyhounds (peach and kermit) and a chihuahua named marbles. Julien Solomita is an all around creative inspiration, and easily one of the most passionate people I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Dink dink.
When asked to describe my favorite person I'd say "Julien Solomita". What a dink.
Julien Solomita by C-DinkFam July 25, 2017
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Soul Vomit

The case in which pent up ideas, emotions, revelations, and epiphanies are brought to fruition in the form of a quickly written document that is soon forgotten. While the experience may be unpleasant as it's happening, once over it leaves one with a sense of relief and often clarity.
I was feeling pretty down until i let go of all this soul vomit, and now I'm alright.
Soul Vomit by Sparkybear May 6, 2011

Solomito 

A name only give to Crazy ass Italian familys :O a very sexy last name only a couple of people are worthy of this last name
Dude1-Wow shes crazy sexy
Dude2-Her last name is solomito
dude3-wow thats a sexy last name
Solomito by Loserlover3 April 7, 2009

julien solomita 

Awesome vlogging youtuber who is currently dating Jenna Marbles. He co-hosts the Jenna&Julien podcast and has an Italian greyhound name Peach(nicknamed Paesh). He and Jenna live together with their dogs Peach, Kermit, and Mr. Marbles. The recent addition was their hamster named Ad. When he was a child he saved his family by putting out a fire that was started by a teapot on the stove.
Remember when Julien Solomita bragged about 20/20 vision? Yeah he needs glasses now.

SoulVite 

An electonic invitation to eat at a soul food restaurant.
I just received a SoulVite from Jasmine. She want's to eat at that popular soul food spot that's in downtown Atlanta.

Soulhomies 

Sophia and I are soulhomies.
Soulhomies by Impasabear July 26, 2019