Sorry I Party

Phrase which justifies unexplainable, illegal, degrading, disrepectful, and morally objectionable behavior, while usually under the influence of one or multiple control substances with a BAC excessivly exceeding the legal limit; causing physical, mental and personal property damage far exceeding personal financial responsibilities, with lack of care to the general public safety or ones self. Examples of justifying behavior include "shitting in a strangers dryer" which can be explained, justified, and resolved simply with "Sorry I Party". Acts covered under the blanket of "Sorry I Party" are usually uncomprehendable to the normal functioning human brain.

Dude, you snorted a line of urine off asphalt pavement last night then proceeded to snort a line of coke off a homeless mans boner. Well "Sorry I Party!"

Sorry I Party by THE WITTE November 18, 2009

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Sorry I party!

pronounced: sorry I partee
1. phrase used when the weather produces very drunk conditions.
2. phrase used when waking up next to somone you don't know
3. phrase used when throwing up on someone

Person 1: Oh, hi.
Person 2: Oh hi.
Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: Why am I naked?
Person 1: "Sorry I party!"

Sorry I party! by Studhorseroy November 9, 2008

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Sorry, I party

the all-encompassing explanation, excuse and motivation for every action of the dedicated roisterer.

When the seasoned dionysian reveler tripped on the puddle of K-Y jelly, he was heard to gurgle, "sorry, i party, safety 3rd!"

Sorry, I party by O.B.G.Y.glen June 5, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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