A rare type of fish, most similar to the Asian Brook Trout, found in Southeast Asian lakes and rivers that literally feeds off the fecal matter of larger, more prominent species. It can hardly swim even though it's attended swim lessons for practically its whole life, as would be normal seeing as how it's a fish. And you know what they say, life's all just one big swimming lesson.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!