September 29th is officially recognised as National
Suck Some Penis
Day. This day has been well established as of the exact
date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You
- It's National
Suck Some Penis Day
babe! You know what that means?
- Damn right, now lie down so I can
suck the soul right out of you