Soggy Pocket 

When you gotta beat off in public, but you can't take your pants off. You go at your meat through your pocket and when you finish, you have yourself a soggy pocket.

Dude, i gave myself a soggy pocket earlier and now my pants are crusty.

Soggy Pocket by LovesToSplooge6969 July 2, 2016

Soggy Pocket 

origin: an actual baked bread roll that is filled with meat, vegetables, etc.. much like a hot pocket. The sauce or meat juices soak out to the bread making it soggy and hard to eat/handle.

Slang: used to describe anything wet, nasty, funky, messy, gross.

"Dude, I hooked up with this hoodrat and when I nailed her, it was like screwin' a soggy pocket"

Soggy Pocket by Gong Ji May 12, 2007