When you mistakenly leave a sock on the floor overnight, and your dog gets a hold of it, and chews it to pieces. You wake up to a floor covered in sock babies.
by Horseatincorn October 18, 2014
Get the Sock babies mug.The process of when a male proceeds to ejaculate (bust a nut) into a standard tube-sock. The sock is then stored in a safe place for later use. This activity is typically popular among the prison-inmate population.
"Tyrone was so horney that he made a sock baby in his cell, he then hid the sock under his pillow for later violation".
by Gil-Dawg August 17, 2008
Get the Sock Baby mug.Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.
by navy_squid June 10, 2008
Get the Sock Babies mug.Sock Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching some exercise infomercial or some soft core porn at 2 am. Right when he's about to climax he realizes he has no towel or kleenex so he takes off his sock and blows his load in that.
by leilin May 13, 2005
Get the Sock Babies mug.A rather controversial method of conceiving a baby by way of tube sock ejaculation. It is unknown how this process actually functions as a technique become impregnated, although, it is unsurprising that it has been done.
Kizzy unexpectedly conceived a tube sock baby after a fun-filled night of crack smoking and dick sucking.
by the sniper September 14, 2008
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by jiblet84 September 18, 2012
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