Socialzheimers

Is a term that describes a decline in brain function caused by excessive social media use. It affects critical thinking, memory, socializing skills, and can make people more easily manipulated, leading to isolation and even division between individuals.

Example:
He grew up glued to his phone, and as he reached adulthood, he started struggling to connect with others, his memory got foggy, his critical thinking faded, and he just got swept up in superficial trends

Lee: "Bruv, I don't know what's going on with the youth today. They’re just walking around like zombies, always on their phones."

Frank: "Yeah, I know, bruv. They've got Socialzheimers. It’s like a new form of Alzheimer’s—far too much time on social media. They need to get a life."

Lee: "Init, bruv."

by Jamiecheese April 3, 2026