Social Face 

The Social Face is directly proportional with ones abilities to have successful social interactions. The Social Face manifests itself in the smile, but other manifestations do occur (they're harder to pin point). One can approximately gauge the amount of friends another has by their quality of Social Face. The Social Face is suggestive of one's "coolness" and is highly representative of one's amount of sexual encounters. The Social Face is the projection of one's social confidence, put simply.

"damn, that girl's social face is so on!"

"I'd approach him but his Social Face is out of my league!"

"check out that Social Face!"

Social Face by OfficerOfTheLaw December 7, 2011

Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD) 

A social disorder that makes it possible for your close family and friends to forget about you if u are not currently active on facebook. Sufferers will actually stop emailing and texting you if you're not constantly reminding them of your existance via facebook updates. If you don't exist on facebook, you don't exist to them at all.

I deleted my pics on facebook, and no one called me for a month! I didn't even get invited to my own class reunion. Wow, I didnt know the class of 2000 had Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD).

Facebook Social Distortion Disorder (FSDD) by smurfettish May 12, 2010