soccer punch

A soccer punch is used when the person getting punched is distracted, or not in the fight making it so that they can't defend themselves. This punch is known as an absolute pussy move, used by weak as fuck bitches who are too scared to actually confront someone into a fight

John goes for a soccer punch on Jim while Jim was busy talking to his wife

soccer punch by Jerry The Man May 9, 2021

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soccer punch

a swift kick to the shin

Sam tried to soccer punch John, but he hopped away, causing her to fall on her face.

soccer punch by jsu September 3, 2005

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soccer punch

When you get "punched" (hit) in the face/head with a soccer ball

1: You okay man?
2: Yeah, I just got soccer punched in the last minute

soccer punch by that one umbrella February 24, 2017

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Soccer punch

When you sock someone while they aren’t looking

Did you see Ben get soccer punched earlier?

Soccer punch by Abbuuuebev December 17, 2024

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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