Sober sucker Share definition Flag A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks. Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker. Sober sucker by DatBois August 2, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Sober sucker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch