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Snowload or Snow-Load is a term used to describe getting fucking wasted drunk because it's snowing and there isn't shit else to do. A common slang word believed to originate in the Philadelphia, namely among the Southwest Philadelphia areas called The Meadows, Eastwick, and Penrose neighborhoods.

Not be be confused with a Snow Day, which can be any day of the year, for any reason. See Snow Day definition for more.
"Its snowing so we went to the bar and threw a massive snowload."

"Hey Karen, come meet me at 67 St Cafe for a Snow-Load. The whole neighborhood is here."
Snowload by MoonBlunts January 29, 2022
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snowlord 

An incredibly gay wegret, so gay and wegretish that his skin is perfectly white. They usually live in the frozen swamps of Siberia, and prey on snow geese, snow egrets, and rabid snow monkeys. Most snowlords make a living by selling dried and shrunken cocks to those unfortunate enough to not have been born with one.
Monkey: Shitdood, the snowlord is coming for us.
Monkey's sex partner: Shitdood, we gotta jet.
Monkey: Shitdood, I thought he could join us and make a 3-some.
snowlord by Izaak H January 7, 2008

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026