Snot Noodle

A noodle like snot projection resulting from a sneeze.

Did you see that kid over there? He sneezed a six inch Snot Noodle!

Snot Noodle by Woodrow Longfellow June 22, 2021

snotdoodle 

Snotdoodle, in the exquisite lexicon of colloquial whimsy, is an evanescent embodiment of nascent creativity, a delightful dalliance of errant whimsy upon the canvas of idle thought. It is a serendipitous expression, born of the fanciful dance between capricious imagination and the ethereal, often inconspicuous, musings of the human mind, transformed into an ephemeral work of artistry, as if plucked from the ethereal tapestry of dreams and gently bestowed upon the world in a guise of playful irreverence.

snotdoodle.

snotdoodle by tomorrowxtotoro September 13, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016