Snot Fuck

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When you blow a big snot rocket onto somone else. And all you can say is FUCK!

or the embarassing sneeze in public where snot blows on you and everywhere around you.

" guys can you excuse me i just blew a huge snot fuck"
"oh shit theres a snot fuck coming on"

Snot Fuck by Belle Ariel Jasmine James February 14, 2012

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fuck snot

After a man has launched his ejaculate load into some random bar whore's va-jay-jay, this is the very recognizable strand of skeet seen strewn between his knob and her over sized gash as he pulls out his spent love muscle. Typically eatin and/or slurped by said bar whore.

Dude, I picked up your mom at the bar last night and had one massive fuck snot as I pulled out of her gutter hole. She leant over and consumed the entire load of cottage cheese as I slammed my beer and B-lined for the door.

fuck snot by Rodeo Cowboy November 6, 2009

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Snot Fuck • fucksnot • IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING • snot • snot rocket • snot box • snot nose • snot pocket • snot barf • snot block

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING

The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING by katielibertine April 15, 2009

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IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!

Robert Pattinson infamously said this quote while being followed by a fangirl with an umbrella. It was mentioned in set report on a major fansite, but then taken down, because of the vulgarity. Many Twilight fans who are *~true~* fans will randomly quote this, while people who have jumped on the bandwagon or claim to be fans but only have seen the movie will look on in confusion.

Real TwiHard 1: Hey, guess what? IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!
Real TwiHard 2: OMG! Ha!
Fake Fan: What? I was too busy idolizing Edward because he's perfect. He's not flawed at all and I want to marry him and I can't wait until New Moon to find out what happens next!
TwiHard 1 & 2: ... >.<

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING! by Fan Since 2007 June 30, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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