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After a man has launched his ejaculate load into some random bar whore's va-jay-jay, this is the very recognizable strand of skeet seen strewn between his knob and her over sized gash as he pulls out his spent love muscle. Typically eatin and/or slurped by said bar whore.
Dude, I picked up your mom at the bar last night and had one massive fuck snot as I pulled out of her gutter hole. She leant over and consumed the entire load of cottage cheese as I slammed my beer and B-lined for the door.
fuck snot by Rodeo Cowboy November 6, 2009
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Snot Fuck • IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING • snot • snot rocket • snot box • snot nose • snot barf • snot block • snot-bubble • snot hole

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING 

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The appropriate response to the unwanted question "ASL?" on Omegle.com or similar chat sites.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING
You have disconnected.
IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING by katielibertine April 15, 2009
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IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING! 

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Robert Pattinson infamously said this quote while being followed by a fangirl with an umbrella. It was mentioned in set report on a major fansite, but then taken down, because of the vulgarity. Many Twilight fans who are *~true~* fans will randomly quote this, while people who have jumped on the bandwagon or claim to be fans but only have seen the movie will look on in confusion.
Real TwiHard 1: Hey, guess what? IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!
Real TwiHard 2: OMG! Ha!
Fake Fan: What? I was too busy idolizing Edward because he's perfect. He's not flawed at all and I want to marry him and I can't wait until New Moon to find out what happens next!
TwiHard 1 & 2: ... >.<
IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING! by Fan Since 2007 June 30, 2009
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