Snort Me

To put ones nose into another mans gooch

Just snort me already Jerry.

by Jaqueefisisex February 13, 2019

SHORT ME DOWN

TO ASK SOMEONE TO SHORTEN THE LENGTH OF A CIGARETTE BY SMOKIN HALF OF IT AND THEN GIVING IT TO YOU.

ORIGINATED- WHERE ELSE- THAT DIRTY DIRTY SOUTH!

-WHEN YOU LIGHT THAT CIGARETTE Y DON'T U C'MON AN SHORT ME DOWN FAM?

-MAN QUIT BUMMIN.. SQUARES IS EXSPENSIVE THESE DAYS!

-OR-

-YOU GONNA SHORT ME DOWN?

- YOU KNO I GOT U KIDD

by J-HO 1984 August 13, 2009

No short mens for me

In a deleted scene from "The Late Afternoon Show with Brando Cerrone", an extra is shown with her face cut off frame indecisively saying the sentence : "No short mens for me" for an 80's dating TV segment.

-Why did you swipe left on this guy? He's cute!
-No short mens for me

by amiracaca November 15, 2019

Sort me

Helping someone obtain something, usually free.

Person 1: "Sort me me some weed g"
Person 2: "Here we go mate"
Person 2 would give Person 1 a small amount of weed for free

by Sharkytoaster June 23, 2020

short me out

O.G. prison phrase that means "Don't throw down that cigarette when you are done, give it to me so I can get that last drag, or two".

Meghan; "Kylie don't drop that butt, short me out."

by rnnrdad October 13, 2023

Short me up

Short me up means to leave me a few puffs on a cigarette

Yo, fam,that’s a Newport?
Yeah
Short me up

by AtlantasNewA January 20, 2026

Give Me Sport

To create an article online designed purely as clickbait.

Going to do a Give Me Sport tonight to get some clicks.

by Cymro1223 June 30, 2019