Snooty Nickelby

A "Snooty Nickelby" is one who likes to leave ridiculous puzzles and codes with unprepared persons with limited time and then exaggerate and complain if said persons don't complete the puzzles to his expected time line. No matter the time frame the puzzles are completed, he will complain about it. He also has a thing for collecting small glass figurines. (He's currently in search of a new He-Man, though what happened to the previous He-Man is still unknown.) For sure, a maker of good bread and soup, Snooty Nickelbys enjoy cooking but rarely extend this to friends whose sole diet consists mainly of avocados and cereal. Snooty Nickelbys will get slightly offended at the previous sentence before it is specified that, "I really appreciate you bringing me bread. And letting me try your soup. But if you ever wanted to bring some more, that would be great!" Snooty Nickelbys are also known for making bold statements such as, "I don't make grammatical errors." In conclusion, the Snooty Nickelby has made it past the first stage of Maddie's puzzle! She has spent waaaaaay too much time and effort on this and she does regret it, however, she isn't stopping now. Enjoy pt. 2!

It's not that I didn't complete the last cipher fast enough, you're just a Snooty Nickelby.

Snooty Nickelby by RamenBoss September 17, 2018

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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