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Snitmag by HannaMae17 January 23, 2011
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shitmaggotry
A word created by a great Twitter Doc to describe people that have their head so far up their ass, that asshattery doesn't suffice to describe their stupidity.
shitmaggotry by pharmtech96 April 26, 2011
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Shitmagandhi
Jim: Arr soz i forgot the DVD.
Trevor: Shitmagandhi
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Horatio: Damn i lost my little pad, shitmagandhi.
Trevor: Shitmagandhi
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Horatio: Damn i lost my little pad, shitmagandhi.
Shitmagandhi by dajfhsdfsdfsdfsjdfgnsdndan August 9, 2008
shitmageddon
The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.
Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.
Reporter: What was the cause?
Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god.
Reporter: What was the cause?
Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god.
shitmageddon by Done it all dave December 25, 2023
shitmageddon
The most powerful bowel evacuation known to mankind. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal, if downwind.
Reporter: What happened here?!
Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.
Reporter: What caused this??
Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god
Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.
Reporter: What caused this??
Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.
Reporter: Dear god
shitmageddon by Done it all dave January 10, 2024
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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