A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -
You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extrahard I literally blacked out it was so good.
Hooking up with the biggest skank at the party, but only requesting that she gives you a hand job even though she's down to fuck & suck (because she's a skank), just because you want to make it seem like the skanky girl is still under-aged and that you're not too much of a piece of shit.
Did you hear what Brian did at that party? "No, what'd he do?" He totally sleeze jobbed on that random ass hood rat. "Ugghh really, I thought she was still in high school?" I think that's why he sleeze jobbed her.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.