Snapchatopotamus 

An unattractive, overweight person that applies a snapchat filter to every selfie they take to attempt to make themselves attractive to anyone that sees the picture. Often used on dating websites to increase hit rate.

I was expecting to meet a slender, attractive girl with the skin of cleopatra. Instead I realised I'd agreed to a date with a snapchatopotamus.

Snapchatopotamus by Pauloscouser September 14, 2018