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Snake Eater 

*A person who eats snakes. Duuhh...

*The name for Metal Gear Solid 3.

*An abbreviation representing a code of honor. It goes like this:

S Soldier support is the #1 priority.
N Never say, "it can't be done."
A Accept risk, and allow soldiers to make mistakes.
K Know your soldiers' problems.
E Exact high standards and lead by example.
E Earn your keep - use initiative.
A Acknowledge good deeds publicly; discipline privately.
T Training is not only everything - it is the only thing.
E Encourage employer and family interest and involvement.
R Respect all soldiers, regardless of their rank.
"Now you know what Snake Eater means! ^o^ "
-me
Snake Eater by Dave October 28, 2004

Snake Eater 

pvt. Johnson: Man i'm such a little pussy, I wish I were a snake eater like Major Badass over there, he kicks some serious ass.
Snake Eater by Bilbo_Tbaggins April 13, 2016

Snake Eater 

A penis so massive, it could completely fit another man's junk inside it.
John pulled out a full-on snake eater! I knew I couldn't compare to it, so I ran away.

snake eater 

A prostitute that specialises in fellatio.

Snake Eater 

To play Snake Eater one must first adorn their shaft in a fine layer of thick wasabi paste. A brave volunteer must then proceed to give some vicious head. The wasabi should emulate the venomous 'bite' of the snake as it fills her/his sinuses and can result in multiple outcomes such as vomiting, excessive sneezing, chocking and the overwhelming urge to remove the large spicy penis from their mouth and go get a relieving drink.

The art of Snake Eating can only be considered mastered if the eater of said snake can last until the glorious nut before pulling out and going to clean their mouth and throat with water or, preferably, milk. A successful Snake Eater can go a long way in life as their skills are - of course - in high demand.
Sarah and I tried some Snake Eater last night - she only lasted like 5 seconds before she ran off and got a drink... I don't think she's the one for me, man...
Snake Eater by Bagelman101 June 10, 2016

Snake Eater 

That fucking snake eater just cut me off with his Taxi.
Snake Eater by MG Boys November 21, 2004