Snailpie 

A snatch. Meat flaps. Hoo-ha. Lazy bits.

"She has a dirty snailpie, she needs a douche from Walmart-- NOW."

Snailpie by Monicohay September 20, 2015

snailpilled

To become snailpilled or to be snailpilled, you believe in "snail man". A creature seen by very few at night, commonly mistaken by others for a delusion, a hallucination, schizophrenia, etc. Snail man is an ephemeral that is both infinitely fast and infinitely slow.
He is tall and commonly seen as green, but many other colors have been sworn by. Speaking only right of snailman is detrimental to being snailpilled, as you will never sleep right again if you don't. The fear of him standing outside your house, a warehouse, a department store, he hides in plain sight, and you don't want to be on his bad side.

The folk who believe in snail man are then considered snailpilled, to have taken the "snailpill".

Snail man is real! I'm so snailpilled.
Yeah... she's snailpilled.
Since you left me.. I've been snailpilled..
Thank you Gezebelle for introducing me to the snailpill, now I'm snaillpilled for life.

snailpilled by fartsmella9000 April 22, 2021

Snailien 

Extraterrestrial snail

"oh my god! Watch out for the snailien invasion!"

Snailien by Azotot August 23, 2011