A young skinny man (possibly woman) who has a pointy triangular butt. They enjoy reading and harry potter. They often fantasize about ron weasly but somehow girls like to dance with him. He makes jokes that will make you laugh but also make you want to punch him in the face repeatedly with the force of a thousand suns.
A specific person that Fucking sucks at games and rages cause he sucks. His parents let him do what he wants. Also will possibly will be the next school shooter
El Snaggy is a nickname for a close mate. El Snaggy is usually a person who is quite short, the have blue eyes and an a ugly personality. The have quite good body definition and quite well defined chesticles however, they partake in quite alot of zesty activities. They take homiesexuality a step to far. They also contain a fairly AVERAGE sized penis. El Snaggy is the cutie patutie of the group and is a great mate at the end of the day.
When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.
Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.