Smurfing It

Vigorously masturbating by the style of "choking the chicken", until the tip turns blue or a shade of blue. Finished off by giving it a "white cap", completing the Smurf look

Person 1 "Hey have you tried smurfing it? It's definitely the best way to get off"

by BurgerKingBruhMoment1 April 3, 2025

Smurfin it

To suffer from blue balls.

"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."

by skizzle mcnizzle November 9, 2008

Smurfin it

To suffer from blue balls.

"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."

by skizzle mcnizzle November 10, 2008

it surfing

the term used when moving down or up school hallways in effort to touch a girls butt or boobs. the IT stands for girls boobs or butt.

Lets all go it surfing down that hallway.

by ron benjo April 10, 2008

smurfingtons

when you smurf on someone

omds man like the smurfingtons.

by RYSNAGGOT March 31, 2025