smol ting

smol ting is a FED who is disguising as a wassie and monitors crypto twitter (CT) 24/7 in order to find evidences for various criminal offenses that people think they could get away from. smol ting also known as lil shid also known as inversebrah was recruited by FPI a little after his old twitter handle was banned due to some dispute. soon after his recruitment, he created a harmless online persona as a wassie to infilterate CT rerards. he claims he observes the hourly close, but every hour he is observing all the CT rerads and anytime he finds something criminally offensive, he screenshots it and posts it in his online recordd of crimes. his entire timeline is filled with screenshot evidences of various CT rerards. smol ting is not human anymore. he never sleeps, he never rests, he never leaves. he just...observes...

CT rerard: ***says something offensive***
another CT rerard (probably commissioned by smol ting): "@inversebrah get in here quick lil shid"

by RottenWisdom666 September 6, 2022

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smol bean

The fact that something is just so cute and adorable that it has to be linked to a bean.

It is most commonly used as a word in fandoms.

Dan is such a smol bean.
That cat is a smol bean.
Everything in this world is a smol bean.

by Cubecats August 23, 2015

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smol bean

Smol bean is a way to explain something that is too cute and innocent for this world.
Why bean? Because its so tiny and smol

Mostly used in fan/phandom

Tyler is such a smol bean
Dan is such a smol bean

by TwentyOnePhandoms April 10, 2016

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smol pp

Another word for someone who has a small penis, except saying it in a childish way, People who say this are probably the coolest people you will ever meet.

IThoughtMyPPWasSmol: What's my pp size?
Bot: IThoughtMyPPWasSmol's Size is pp smol pp.

by Aristois March 21, 2018

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