Smoky dick

where female inhales smoke from a cigarette and sucks a males penis with the smoke in her lungs, and when oral intercourse is over, she exhales.

Hit it baby, give me that smoky dick.

by bowlingball1 June 19, 2009

Smoke Dick

When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)

She will smoke dick for a twenty piece

by LIZZY0759 August 7, 2011

Smoke dick

go fuck yourself ass hole

jimmy: gurl your a slut blowing everyone in the class

jasmine: jimmy go smoke dick bitch!

by miracle21 December 23, 2008

smoke dick

to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.

boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."

boy 1: "woah bro, nice."

by jadeisstraight March 11, 2017

Smoke Dick

When an addict will perform sexual acts in exchange for drugs (especially crack).

That trick will smoke dick for a twenty piece.

by LIZZY0759 August 7, 2011

Smoke a dick

Used as an expression of frustration. Phrase that can be used to tell someone off. Phrase was created in a Denver, CO hotel room.

If someone is all up in yo grill just say, "Hey, go smoke a dick."

Friend- "Dude 2+2=4," You- "Shut the fuck up and go smoke a dick!"

by keeper5 August 13, 2010

Dick Smoke

the act of pissing on a very cold night. The steam from the urine looks like smoke.

HEY DAVE. It's so cold I've got Dick Smoke!

by Dustin Newbold June 19, 2006