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Smoking Pole 

Getting oral sex from an someone after they have eaten spicy or pepper laden foods.

Can also be applied to getting a hand job after the applicaiton of deep heat or deep heat like liquids.
"We went to hot pot last night and afterwards my girl went down on me. It was great until I got a smoking pole because she didn't rinse the pepper tang out of her mouth!"
Smoking Pole by Vanoc March 22, 2010

smoking pole 

The act of taking a fat rip of some dank-ass shit (DAS), whether it be from a bubbler, a bong, etc, then proceeding to give someone a blowjob before exhaling the fatty. Very much like a bob gnarley or a strikeout, the pattern can go smoke, suck, smoke, suck, exhale, or something to that effect. A particularly dangerous and exciting move for those who have strong gag reflexes, many doctors in South/Central America are now recommending pole smoking as a form of couples therapy.
Bro1: Bro, bro, bro, I got some ridiculous AK-47 right now. We should hit a fatty.

Bro2: Aight sick, and like you can take rips, then suck my cock, then exhale the rips n shit. ya know?

Bro1: Fuck you bro, I don't feel like smoking pole. Maybe later.

Bro2: Damn
smoking pole by Crackpipe Barbie December 21, 2009

smoking the pole 

the act of sucking ones dick
Shit, that bitch really knows how to smoke that pole!
smoking the pole by Alex April 6, 2004

pole smoking

cock sucking
Dude, that guys a pole smoking faggot.
pole smoking by kirby April 21, 2004

smoking the pole 

the act of sucking ones dick
Shit, she really knows how to smoke that pole!
smoking the pole by Alex April 6, 2004

chode smoking dick pole 

the lowest form of human existence
sammy is a chode smoking dick pole
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