Smokey the Bur

Smokey the Bur can be defined as a teenager who loves to play x-box a lot, watch movies, care about his girl, likes football and says random words.

Smokey the Bur is hanging with his girl tonight and is going to watch movies.

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The Smokey Camel Burp

What I call homo-sapiens with herniated lumbar disks.

Person 1: Do you have a herniated lumbar disk?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you "The Smokey Camel Burp".

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What I call homo-sapiens who had perianal abscesses and took no suppository.

Person 1: Have you ever had a perianal abscess and never took a suppository?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Goo...i will call you "The Smoked Camel Burp"

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