smokescreen

a girl used gay guy suspected of being gay by others (school rumors, myspace rumors etc.) used to make people think he isn't actually gay. Usually used in public places like the mall, out to eat etc.

Mike: Dude thats Ryan with that hott ass chick, i thought he was gay?
Steve: Nah thats just his smokescreen

smokescreen by 777LLL January 21, 2009

Scottish smokescreen 

When a large, red-haired man - preferably Scottish in heritage - pretends to perform oral sex on a woman but only uses his fingers and makes licking noises with his mouth. Similar to Fake chow.

How come Doug's beard doesn't smell like poonanny after he eats out his girlfriend, Kittie everynight?

Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen

Scottish smokescreen by Horis Bybrinski September 12, 2011

pedo-smokescreen 

When a girl posts revealing pictures on social media accompanied by a child so it feels morally wrong to think about the photo sexually

"Did you see that bikini pic Lauren posted today? I cant look at it too long because she used her baby cousin has a pedo-smokescreen

pedo-smokescreen by dumbwhiteguy July 12, 2017

office smokescreen 

This describes the situation in which a homosexual male in a workplace talks to the heterosexual males in the workplace about chics in an attempt to hide his homosexuality.

"Hey, do you remember that girl at the bar last night? Alfonso told me that he asked her out to the movies this weekend. I think he is just emitting an OFFICE SMOKESCREEN."

office smokescreen by driven-down July 22, 2004

smokescreen

Watching or experiencing something while high or stoned. Ie a pot/marijuana smoke 'screen'.
Usually used to refer to something that would be better watched while stoned.

What did you think of the movie?
Stupid as bro, but it just needs a smokescreen and it's freakin hilarious.

Oh god, Hana has some kind of post-modern performative play she's dragging us out to see. I'm going to need a smokescreen guys.

smokescreen by SanGrail September 11, 2010

Smokescreen

the act of farting while people are walking behind you
therefore causing them to walk into the smell

i just smokescreened all the people coming up the stirs behind me with a sulfur fart

Smokescreen by ftbllvr73 May 27, 2009

smokescreen

to try to justify criminal actions if the defendant had a rough childhood

Everyone in the Casey Anthony murder trial forgot to use the sexual abuse smokescreen that her defense brought up, and that's why she was acquitted of murder.

smokescreen by chad'srockergrrrll September 6, 2011