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Smoke dick 

jimmy: gurl your a slut blowing everyone in the class

jasmine: jimmy go smoke dick bitch!
Smoke dick by miracle21 December 23, 2008

smoke dick 

to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.
boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."

boy 1: "woah bro, nice."
smoke dick by jadeisstraight March 11, 2017

Smoke Dick 

When an addict will perform sexual acts in exchange for drugs (especially crack).
That trick will smoke dick for a twenty piece.
Smoke Dick by LIZZY0759 August 7, 2011

Smoke a dick 

Used as an expression of frustration. Phrase that can be used to tell someone off. Phrase was created in a Denver, CO hotel room.
If someone is all up in yo grill just say, "Hey, go smoke a dick."

Friend- "Dude 2+2=4," You- "Shut the fuck up and go smoke a dick!"
Smoke a dick by keeper5 August 13, 2010

Dick Smoke 

the act of pissing on a very cold night. The steam from the urine looks like smoke.
HEY DAVE. It's so cold I've got Dick Smoke!
Dick Smoke by Dustin Newbold June 19, 2006

dick smoke 

an asshole, one who smokes dicks
Why is Anthony such a dick smoke
dick smoke by Tim.L July 21, 2008
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