Alternate name for "Smithtown", a small town on Long Island consisting primarily of opiate abusers, soccer-moms, cars bought with maxed out credit cards, and bad pizza.
Timothy: "Hey! you wanna go over to Paul's house and do jump rope?
Arty: "Nah man last time we were in Smithtrashington I fractured my ankle doing that. Now I'm addicted to pain killers"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.