Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium

Ronald McDonald's department store where child molesters get their Smegma to smoke with their Walmart brand Bongs

Shrek opened up a kiosk selling weed at Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium

by Shrexyshrek May 27, 2015

Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself

“Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “

by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018

smegma sipper

A fetish involving the cheesy scrotum substance. May also be found on a dog.

I hadn’t showered in 3 days. That really excited Betty as she knew she’d be a smegma sipper during foreplay.

The dog wouldn’t stop licking himself. “Must be smegma sipping again”.

by Sudberry January 8, 2022

smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.

I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 31, 2022

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.

I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 31, 2022

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face.

I was just in a “smegma meeting” and I’m so full I had to undo the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 31, 2022