Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?

by anonymous November 23, 2004

ronald mcdonald

child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Ronald McDonald

The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.

Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.

by Andrew B July 27, 2006

Ronald McDonald

The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.

It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald

by the truth January 18, 2005

ronald mcdonald

The center of all evil.

by Poopsy July 8, 2003

Ronald McDonald

A queer ass clown that likes to molest little kids in his play lands.

I got brad'ed by Ronald when I was ten

by Tatanka September 11, 2003

ronald mcdonald

a guy with a fat booty who watches shrek all day. and he also kills innocent children while they are getting fat off of chicken nuggets

ronald mcdonald is a yee

by u good bro? May 14, 2019