Smashed crab faced

An insult meaning really ugly
Guy: "damn she really is smashed crab faced!!!"
by Pasty.Darcy July 31, 2008
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smashed crab face

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'
Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face
by Enrique February 05, 2005
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