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Smash Burger Denial 

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.
My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.
Smash Burger Denial by Clars800 September 12, 2020

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burger smash 

A team of twinks who take turns squishing burgers to the smallest size they possibly can and then shove as many as possible into another burger smasher’s asshole.
Let’s do some burger smashing, you’re a better burger smasher so you squish first!
burger smash by Wegs101 September 24, 2020

Burger King Smash

when someone shoves a Burger King burger up your asshole and fucks you.
If he agrees to Burger King smash you then he’s a real one.

slashburger 

The term comes from the Portland, Oregon area, ca 1970, and is used as a name for a swollen, somewhat salty and rancid vagina
"Dude, her slashburger would feed an army and it's low carb IF one doesn't gag on it"

smashburger 

The best, most delicious, most fresh, customizable burger restaurant on the planet. Better than Five Guys and In-N-Out. A place where delectable burgers and crispy fries are friends with real ice cream shakes. Burger heaven.
Smashburger
smashburger by texasteabandit March 10, 2014