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Smartphone Capitalism

A phase of capitalism where the smartphone is the primary point of production, consumption, and extraction. Labour is organised through apps; consumption happens through thumb‑scrolls; value is extracted from every swipe, tap, and idle moment. Smartphone capitalism profits from the transformation of everyday life into data, turning walks, chats, and even sleep into revenue streams. It is capitalism that lives in your pocket and never sleeps.
Example: “He earned on the same device he spent on, while the platform took a cut of both—smartphone capitalism, where the phone is the factory, the store, and the boss.”

Smartphone Consumerism

A mode of consumption centred on the smartphone as both tool and status symbol. It includes the constant upgrade cycle (new models every year), the ecosystem lock‑in (apps, accessories, subscriptions), and the substitution of physical goods for digital ones (e‑books, streaming, in‑app purchases). Smartphone consumerism turns the device into a lifestyle, where owning the right phone and the right apps signals identity and belonging.

Example: “He didn’t need the new camera, but the ads convinced him his phone was obsolete—smartphone consumerism, where desire is manufactured and the upgrade is mandatory.”
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026