SmartFriend
Hobo 1: Bro i called Smartfriend because my hp notebook sucks ass, i paid $100 for nothing. Those fags.
Hobo 2: haha bitch
Hobo 2: haha bitch
SmartFriend by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2023
smirlfriend
a term used in the slums of long island... specifically east northport... where when a girl pretends as if she did not hear the word GIRLFRIEND.
CASE ONE:
obbsessive weirdo guy: will u be my girlfriend?
kim: did u say smirlfriend?
CASE TWO:
MAJOR HOTTIE: idno im kind of still with my girlfriend, but i dont know if i still have feelings for her anymore since i met you.
ash: smirlfriend?
obbsessive weirdo guy: will u be my girlfriend?
kim: did u say smirlfriend?
CASE TWO:
MAJOR HOTTIE: idno im kind of still with my girlfriend, but i dont know if i still have feelings for her anymore since i met you.
ash: smirlfriend?
smirlfriend by kim =) March 3, 2008
Related Words
Smart friend
A smart friend is someone you're probably only friends with because they are really smart and they get good grades in every subject. You use them to copy all the homework, get all the exam questions and get help with projects and written products.
John: hey Kira and Kyla seem like really good friends!
Bob: lmao she doesn't know it, but Kyla is Kira's smart friend.
Bob: lmao she doesn't know it, but Kyla is Kira's smart friend.
Smart friend by EmoLife May 8, 2017
starfriender
an internet user who obsessively pursues connections and interactions with celebrities on social networking websites.
starfriender by stuku February 26, 2011
Slap your smart friend
Slap your smart friend by Forcitlali December 10, 2019
Starfriend
An absolute legend of epic proportions who isn’t within reach but is omnipresent and influencing opinions and decisions. Never let a Starfriend down because they will supernova your ass.
Starfriend by Aquarian84 September 1, 2019
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!