Sparried

"Getting Sparried"

Being so drunk you go cross-eyed. Named after a guy who cant see straight. Like straight at all, like you look at him and he seems like a frog, one eye on you, one eye in the sky.

"Oh man I was so sparried last night I couldn't see straight"

"Hey who wants to get sparried?"

"Bro I was so sparried I ended up pulling a Matarangas in the bed"

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Sparried by MilitaryClassAct August 25, 2011

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Smarried

unhappily married.

Hi I'm smarried to the slob over there.

Smarried by LilCarol August 31, 2021

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Smarried

Being legally separated but acting/living as though still married.

My new boyfriend is smarried and still lives with his wife and kids.

My girlfriend canceled our date to spend time with her husband who she is smarried to.

Smarried by FollowMeForRelationshipAdvice March 30, 2023

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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