1) Hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous
2)Mario Lopez of Saved by the Bell fame
Mario Lopez is a smarmy bastard.
by T$ December 1, 2005
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The way most shrinks act toward their patients.
Dr: Have you always been so confrontational, or has this behavior just started recently?

Me: Have you always been such a smarmy twat bastard? How 'bout I come across your desk and bitch-slap that shit-eating grin clean off your face?
by daDebil July 29, 2008
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Smug, thinking you're better than all the other chodes.
He thinks he so much better than everyone! He has a smarmy look on his face.
by Grirl February 25, 2004
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generally the stereotype of the greasy, unwanted people that hit on any given person
1. Oh my god, that guy that just offered to buy me a drink is so SMARMY!

2. That guy that said, "Do you want fries with that shake, baby?" is smarmy.
by pam/smashing pandora July 29, 2005
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An aging single white guy with a bad mustache, bad haircut, and bad jeans, who constantly attempts to pick up on women way too young for him.
This totally smarmy guy tried to hit on me the other night. I tried to ignore him, but he just wouldn't stop talking.
by SaschaS June 28, 2005
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An obnoxiously stupid individual masquerading in a postion of authority.
A smarmie was posted near the entrance to the washrooms and demanded to see the hotel pass key upon entering and leaving the area.
by Bob Oswin July 2, 2005
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