smarmy

An aging single white guy with a bad mustache, bad haircut, and bad jeans, who constantly attempts to pick up on women way too young for him.

This totally smarmy guy tried to hit on me the other night. I tried to ignore him, but he just wouldn't stop talking.

by SaschaS July 08, 2005

Stoic

Something that is pretty and mesmerizing. Some might even call it starry or pulchritudinous.

The Mona Lisa appears so stoic, it is beautiful to look at.

by Saschas June 10, 2012