Small hat

Someone who supports sodomy and neocon tactics for nickels and fancypants.

For someone who’s never been in a fistfight in his life “Big” Benny Shapiro sure loves himself some war like a typical small hat.

by J Clayton Bearsby June 8, 2019

Small hat

A quarter (1/4th) of a cannabis-laced muffin.

Sam is stoned off their ass and they literally only had a small hat.

by Margopants October 11, 2021

Small hats

The Jewish community

When you start talking reckless about the small hats thats when you start getting cancelled

by Darth Weeaboo October 9, 2022

Small Hats

The Oyveyinator 6000000 A.K.A The Kvetcher

Oh great, the Small Hats are crying about LOTR trolls being an antisemitic caricature again...

by freethememes June 1, 2023

Small top hat

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023