smack the weasel

a euphemism meaning masturbation

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel

by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011

Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011