smacker

1.(n) A stupid, inept, or dorky person.

2.(n) A person who jerks off.

Many people labeled George W. Bush a "smacker" after his handling of the presidency.

What kind of "smacker" do you have to be to get your dick caught in the orange juicer?

by Locker January 25, 2007

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Smacker

A hundred dollar bill.So called because of all the juicey stufvf it can buy.

I had sex with five prostitutes last night.I paid for it with a smacker.

by Deep blue 2012 January 13, 2010

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smackers

males who like to get the attention from the opposite gender by smacking the girls BEE-HIND!!!

boy that boy is one of the damn smackers!!!

by hellokittypal May 31, 2007

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when you fart so hard it smacks your asscheeks together so hard that it hurts

FART!!! "man that was a smacker! my ass hurts now!"

by pfloyd February 21, 2003

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Rat Smacker

Someone who dares to go against the odds and smacks those fucking rats. These people are also rumoured to be a secret society controlling the world with their power. Fear the rat smackers.

Person: "Bro"
Person: "You smack Rats?"
Rat Smacker: "Yeah"
Person: "Nice"

by BigSmithyMac March 12, 2020

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