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Slurpy durpy 

Slurpy durpy on a stick I'm ready to suck some dick
Me: MMMMmMm I'm ready to slurpy durpy!

Shlurpy Durpy 

The act of giving intense oral copulation that the receiver feels as if their brain has been sucked out of their male genitalia.
Hey Fin, I heard your girlfriend gave you that Shlurpy Durpy last night.
Shlurpy Durpy by Korrin Seejehk March 11, 2022

derpy slurpy 

Awesome youtuber. Famous for doing trolls
Jeff: i wish i could hack like derpy slurpy.
Derpy slurpy: go kill ur self little host booting piece of shit.

Derpy Slurpy 

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.
"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"
Derpy Slurpy by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024

Slurp Durp 

A drink that only takes a minute to make. All you have to do is add water and pop it into the microwave for three minutes. It tastes like a drop of heaven with every mouthful, far superior to cup noodles.
Slurp Durp by Funkenation July 9, 2011

slurp n durp 

To take some sort of alcohol, usually rum, and pour it in to a Slurpee (frosty, slushy, etc.)
May sometimes include drugs.
Man, it's a hot day outside. It feels like a good day to slurp n durp.
slurp n durp by DayDrinker101 March 11, 2010