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Slurpy durpy 

Let me get that slurpy durpy honey
Yo bro did you get that slurpy durpy from that girl last night
Slurpy durpy by The Ax3 June 14, 2020
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Slurpy durpy 

Slurpy durpy on a stick I'm ready to suck some dick
Me: MMMMmMm I'm ready to slurpy durpy!

Shlurpy Durpy 

The act of giving intense oral copulation that the receiver feels as if their brain has been sucked out of their male genitalia.
Hey Fin, I heard your girlfriend gave you that Shlurpy Durpy last night.
Shlurpy Durpy by Korrin Seejehk March 11, 2022

derpy slurpy 

Awesome youtuber. Famous for doing trolls
Jeff: i wish i could hack like derpy slurpy.
Derpy slurpy: go kill ur self little host booting piece of shit.

Derpy Slurpy 

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.
"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"
Derpy Slurpy by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024

Slurp Durp 

A drink that only takes a minute to make. All you have to do is add water and pop it into the microwave for three minutes. It tastes like a drop of heaven with every mouthful, far superior to cup noodles.
I think slurp durp is the best thing ever invented.
Slurp Durp by Funkenation July 9, 2011

slurp n durp 

To take some sort of alcohol, usually rum, and pour it in to a Slurpee (frosty, slushy, etc.)
May sometimes include drugs.
Man, it's a hot day outside. It feels like a good day to slurp n durp.
slurp n durp by DayDrinker101 March 11, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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