when ur high asf and then u fall asleep so u bitches who judge people for smoking weed need to stop using it incorrectly
by black air forces April 12, 2020
by 3y3s0nth314nd0nly__Gen4 November 8, 2023
hey johnny did your credit card bill look like this
ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)
ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)
by iamiamiamiami December 19, 2010
by Wmamba25 March 6, 2017
The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.
As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".
Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS
Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS
Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009
A period, ranging from one day, to an indefinite amount of time, where one cannot masturbate or engage in sexual activity, due to pure lack of interest.
"Guy 1: "Invite Dan to the party tonight. Theres gonna be mad girls there."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."
by Deathmetaller September 26, 2008
by GreenSunToday April 3, 2017