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Slow-dance 

When you walk into someone on the sidewalk or in the hallway and when you try to get past, they go in the same direction as you. Named because it looks as if the two people are dancing together.
I'm sorry I'm late, but I was caught slow-dancing with some loser in the hallway.

Nothing is more annoying than having to slow-dance with some random guy when you're in a hurry.
Slow-dance by O Remus March 24, 2011
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Slow Dance 

A close-contact dance between a male and female that most often leads to something more.
Jane: So Kelly and Jordan were doing a slow dance that night?

Sam: Yeah, they were practically joined to the hip all night! I saw them sneaking outside together afterwards.
Slow Dance by Mint Julep August 15, 2009

slow dance 

slow dancing is hard
slow dancing is easy
you close your eyes (some people cannot keep them shut)
you agree to adapt your energy to your dancing partner
slow dancing is good
slow dancing is a teacher
how evolved is your slowness
can you sacrifice some speed
"we were on the beach and i asked him to slow dance with me to the sound of crashing waves."
slow dance by Krkič June 24, 2019

slow dance chubby 

a boner while slow dancing
girl: i like you
boy: i like you too
girl:quit poking me
boy: i gota slow dance chubby

Slow Dance Chub 

An erection achieved mainly by young inexperienced boys when dancing with a lady friend usually at junior or senior high school dances. Often not entirely hard but in between soft and hard.
"Man, that girl was so fine, my slow dance chub grew in my trousers while I was dancing with her."

"My slow dance chub almost exploded in my pants while dancing with that foxy lady"
Slow Dance Chub by Tonyhw Neb March 30, 2009

Slow-dance chubby 

When your penis is half hard, not too stiff and not to floppy. Perfect for smacking your girlfriend or wife in the face while she's sleeping.
"Hey bro, last night I got a slow-dance chubby and smacked Laura in the face."

"Bro that's funny as hell right on."
Slow-dance chubby by Oruganaconga January 14, 2017

slow dance handy

Slow dancing in the kitchen getting a handjob while listening to jack Johnson
"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."
slow dance handy by Dinosaur7 March 14, 2017
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God Shot 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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