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Slow your "row 

A term that one may say, when they are not aware of the accurate way to say " Slow your ROLL".
Since we all know the word "row" is most likely to be associated with rowing a boat, we obviously realize it has nothing to do with the correct pronounciation/ spelling and meaning of "Slow your ROLL".
"The accurate way to say "Slow your "row" is Slow your ROLL.

Slow your roll on this subject. Just admit your wrong.
Slow your "row by no row here November 18, 2010
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Slow Your Row 

Same maening as "Slow your roll" however, much more clever in its creation becuase not only does it advised the person your speaking to that they need to slow down or back off, it also makes you look much more smooth as it rhyms.
Whoa whoa slow your row homie.
Slow Your Row by Smooth J November 11, 2009

Slow Your Row 

To tell someone to settle down because they are getting ahead of themselves.
If 4 people were rowing a boat and the boat kept turning instead of going straight someone would yell out, "Slow Your Row!"

If someone was over-reacting their friend might say "Calm Yourself," or "Slow Your Row!"
Slow Your Row by Munser November 15, 2010

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026