The best place to go period. Its a country filled with hot guys, beautiful girls, clubs, bars, and great dances. You can basically do whatever you want there. They are amazing at playing hockey and soccer. They really know how to dance and sing there. Drinking is their like life. That and smoknig. If you love to party and have fun then Slovakia is where you want to go. Eurotrip and Hostile give Slovakia a sucky reputation. Everyone is Slovakia has your back no matter what.Slovakia is awesome!
The Slovakian Mafia bitch.
by m o n i c a x3x3 October 26, 2008
random guy1: Did you know that Slovakia has only existed for 13 years?
random guy2: Hey, I like Slovenia!
random guy2: Hey, I like Slovenia!
by tonio009 April 19, 2009
Small, middle-european country than no longer kicks ass at hockey.
Has fairly nice countryside and historical towns and cities but the rest sucks ass
The very eastern third of the country is not an actual piece of land, instead there we can locate a giant hole in the matter of space-time as "There is nothing in the east."
Has fairly nice countryside and historical towns and cities but the rest sucks ass
The very eastern third of the country is not an actual piece of land, instead there we can locate a giant hole in the matter of space-time as "There is nothing in the east."
Slovakia RetardedGoverment BlackHole
by ughWhatever July 1, 2018
a country in europe that i had to leave because people we're too racist;
being called a "neger" and a "cernoch" (n*g*er and black person) every day is not fun. and the teacher gave me the nickname choclate, and the skinheads would often beat my dad up.
but its not just blacks that slovaks like to pick on, there is a lot of gypsy (Roma, cigani) people in slovakia and their life is just hell. slovaks will not want to hire them, and then they say that gyspys don't want to work, wtf? i remember once, the government was doing some sht to gypsy mothers so that they could not have children, a way of contorolling the gypsy population i guess. everyone hated gypsys they have to live in dirty buildings and live a dirty poor life. basically if you are not white, you will be picked on
being called a "neger" and a "cernoch" (n*g*er and black person) every day is not fun. and the teacher gave me the nickname choclate, and the skinheads would often beat my dad up.
but its not just blacks that slovaks like to pick on, there is a lot of gypsy (Roma, cigani) people in slovakia and their life is just hell. slovaks will not want to hire them, and then they say that gyspys don't want to work, wtf? i remember once, the government was doing some sht to gypsy mothers so that they could not have children, a way of contorolling the gypsy population i guess. everyone hated gypsys they have to live in dirty buildings and live a dirty poor life. basically if you are not white, you will be picked on
by i spread truth February 25, 2011
A wonderful country that houses some of the most amazing people!
It's image is ruined by stupid movies such as Eurotrip and Hostel.
The producers think that since Slovakia is such a small country, and no one knows about it, that they can pick on it.
I suggest everyone goes to visit for it is a wonderful place to visit.
Especially Bratislava!
It's image is ruined by stupid movies such as Eurotrip and Hostel.
The producers think that since Slovakia is such a small country, and no one knows about it, that they can pick on it.
I suggest everyone goes to visit for it is a wonderful place to visit.
Especially Bratislava!
Slovakians are very proud of their country, and no one has the right to make us ashamed of where we come from.
by KatarinaS October 8, 2006
a quiet little country nestled in the heart of Europe where they make the BEST hockey pucks & amp tubes around.
by a true Canadian. April 29, 2003
by Grendel September 29, 2003