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slobbergoating 

To excessively ramble on and on about banal, annoying shit in an effort to sound extra-intelligent, or to impress one's peers. Indulgant 'name dropping' is one of the hallmark characteritics of a stage-5 slobbergoater, especially if the said name drop is totally unsolicited and incorporated into normal conversation in an effort to glorify the existence of the individual dropping the name. References to obscure- or just plain bad- literature, academia, film, or other cultural artifacts is another hallmark.
(at a party)

Example I-

Person One: "Hey, how are you?"

Person Two: "I was hoping that you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the colonies prior to the Revolutionary War. It's my contention that they, and especially the Southern Colonies, can most aptly be characterized as, say, agrarian pre-capitalist."

Person One: "Why don't you go back to your clown-boat before I beat your cakeass, you slobbergoating son-of-a-bitch?"

Example II-

Person One: "So what were you up to last night?"

Person Two: "Oh my god, it was so fetch. First I got into the Spider Club, and then, I swear, I saw Jimmy Kimmel. Or maybe it was Adam Corrolla. I don't know. He even looked at me. It was the greatest thing ever."
slobbergoating by finchie84 August 25, 2006

Slobbergasted 

Surprised reaction to a romantic kiss from a dog.
You should have seen the look on Diane's face when Kenny's boxer licked her cheek! She was slobbergasted!
Slobbergasted by captbeefheart October 27, 2011

Sloobergooted 

Hammer so beyond comprehension, not able to remember your name, usually happens after an Alabama victory
Did you see John he was sloobergooted, bama much have won”
Sloobergooted by Jimmy Andrews October 24, 2018

slobbergirl 

1. A girl you drool on after passionately kissing for hours on end.
2. A He girl you drool on after passionately kissing for hours on end.
Man, did you see slobbergirl over there, she's been kissing for hours.
slobbergirl by OogaChaka42069 November 8, 2020

Slobbergasted 

when you are absolutely booted (high on marijuana) after taking at least 47 dabs
“man I was absolutely slobbergasted last night after fucking a gorgeous heifer in my Ford F-150 and taking 53 dabs”
Slobbergasted by anonymous April 1, 2022

slobbergoblin 

man emma is a slobbergoblin!
slobbergoblin by milflover6910 January 16, 2023