Sloppy surprise 

Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise

Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber

Sloppy surprise by Isaac69420 September 20, 2022

Sloppy Surprise 

When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.

Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again

Sloppy Surprise by Isaac69420 May 20, 2023

slippy slimy surprise 

when a man cums in a womans ear and cleans it out with a q-tip like its earwax

"hew wendy would you like a slippy slimy surprise." ill clean it off for you :)

slippy slimy surprise by yes man ok yes go March 22, 2021