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Sloppy Guiseppe 

Similar to a Space-Docking, but the defecator's faeces must have a texture that is liquid-like, and must then proceed to have sex with the poo-filled vagina whilst chanting up to 10 Hail Mary's.
Did that priest just give a nun a sloppy guiseppe?
Sloppy Guiseppe by TeamChoad May 20, 2010

sloppy giuseppi

An extremely wet, sloppy, normally black vagina. It can be defined by holding a colander up to it, and if the moist flesh drips through, but stays in tact, then it is a sloppy giuseppi, or an SG.
Matt: What's Charelottes pussy like?

Jamie: Oh it's a real sloppy giuseppi
sloppy giuseppi by JP98 January 7, 2011

Sloppy Guiseppe 

The act of getting an Italian salami sausage, placing it in your girlfriend's vagina until she climaxes and then eating it. Sausage must be Italian for it to be a true Sloppy Guiseppe.
Dave: "How did your date go with Sally last night?"
Frank: "Awesome. She saw the Italian Salami in my fridge, so she said 'How about a Sloppy Guiseppe?'"
Sloppy Guiseppe by Smiffo November 7, 2018