Sloppy Brompton

Wrapping your penis in lunch meat before having sex and eating it after.

I was hungry and horny, I gave her a Sloppy Brompton and solved both problems.

by Lebron is a hater July 15, 2011

Sloppy Brompton

A Sloppy Brompton is when a man wraps his penis in lunch/deli meats and penetrates a partner (preferably anal). He should get himself to near ejaculation and then pull his still meat-wrapped member out to finish in his partners mouth (mayo). It can be made sloppier by switching holes multiple times before finishing during the course of this activity.

I went to the deli for a quarter pound of pastrami so that later, when you come over, I can give you a Sloppy Brompton.

by gurgleberg December 12, 2011

sloppy brompton

the act of covering the penis with deli meat, having intercourse, and then eating the meat

Let's wait to eat until after sex. I wanted to make a sloppy brompton.

by gurgleberg July 15, 2011

sloppy brompton

A sexual act. One covers the penis with lunch meat and has sex. The sex partner then eats the lunch meat off the penis.

A sloppy brompton is the perfect post-sex snack.

by StinkyPenny July 15, 2011